SNITCH Is Our Name

Safe Neighborhoods Through Civic Help (aka SNITCH)

Bold? Absolutely.
Accidental? Not a chance.
We want you to remember us.

What's In Our Name?

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"I don’t peck at people — I peck at problems. And buddy, your lawn furniture has been on the curb since Christmas."
Coolie Stoolie, VP of SNITCH'ing

Why SNITCH?

In a world full of forgettable civic tools and buzzword salad, we chose a name that cuts through the noise.

SNITCH isn’t just bold — it’s functional:

  • Short and punchy
  • Easy to type
  • Impossible to ignore

And yes, it stands for: Safe Neighborhoods Through Civic Help.

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Just disruptive enough to work.

Unapologetic
Clever
Civic-minded

This is a Chaz Stevens Production.

Three Decades Of Making A Difference.

  • Chaz doesn’t do subtle.
  • He doesn’t cower to red tape.
  • And he damn sure doesn’t ask permission before putting broken systems on blast.

From exposing corruption to forcing government transparency, Chaz turns outrage into outcomes.

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"If holding government accountable makes me a snitch, then hand me the paperwork and step aside.""
Chaz Stevens, Chief Snitch

What They Say About Us.

"Stress-Free Reporting"

“I reported neighborhood issues safely—SNITCH handled everything professionally, and my privacy stayed protected.”

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"Quick, Efficient, Confidential"

“SNITCH made filing my neighbor's violations effortless. No worries about backlash or confusing paperwork!”

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"Finally Got Results"

“After months of frustration, SNITCH quickly tackled neighborhood blight. Easy civic involvement at its best."

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"A True Community Asset"

“SNITCH improved our neighborhood’s safety by swiftly resolving longstanding violations. Professional help without fear of retaliation.”

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"Relief from Red Tape"

“SNITCH simplified our association’s enforcement dramatically. Issues resolved faster, freeing volunteers from endless paperwork.”

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    We’re not here to tattle.

    We’re Not Here To Tattle.

    SNITCH isn’t about snitching — it’s about standing up for safer, stronger communities.

    The name turns heads. The work turns neighborhoods around.

    We act as a neutral third party — verifying reports, following the law, and filing code complaints on behalf of people who want a better neighborhood without the blowback.

    Did the name SNITCH raise an eyebrow?

    Good. That means we’ve got your attention.

    Now lean in — we’ve got work to do.

    Committed To Helping You